JohnKat: Happy New Years"Holy shit, John that is amazing!" The troll stared wide eyed at the fireworks display from the balcony. John laughed behind him and leaned against the rail."Well, just like on Earth, humans like to celebrate with fireworks. It's to welcome in the New Year Karkat!"He continued to stare at the bright lights exploding in front of his eyes."Uh, Karkat?" he poked the troll, "Karkat?" No answer, "Karkat are you there?" He ran his hand in front of his face. "Kaaarkat!""Oh fuck, what? Hi John." The human giggled and leaned against his boyfriend. "Sorry, I was just we had nothing like this on Alternia, the only thing that mattered is tha
A World Without HeirThere was no mistaking it. You won the game. The same door rose up before you. Only, this time you weren't watching it. In fact, you didn't even care it was there. You were only focusing on him.Everyone gave you a wide birth when you stepped out of the portal. You were clutching him tight to your chest, his head resting on your shoulder. Blood seeped into your shirt and dripped to the ground. Your red tears mixed with the blood pooling in your arms.No one called you selfish for taking him somewhere private. Somewhere you could spend hours quietly sobbing, and then screaming into the surrounding woods. Nobody blamed you for not speaking wh
A Present for Chibi: Birthday CakeDays are important. Days can stand for whole things. The passing of time uses days are markers for events. There are days for holidays, days for anniversaries, days for weddings, days for births and days for deaths. The days of the year can hold so much emotion and fill the heart with joy. It can also pull down that same heart with the weight of sadness.John Egbert is generally a cheery person. He loves to smile and make others laugh. The master prankster wants everyone to be happy and for that to happen he has to be happy as well. There are a lot of days that John is happy. His life is filled with days that make him smile and laugh and cov
Stormy Night"Heh heh the wind's really howling out there Karkat.""Y-Yeah, great." He said quietly, his eyes trained on the TV.John sat down next to the troll and leaned against him. "It's been a while since we had a good storm, this should be cool." Karkat was shivering slightly, "You cold? Karkat why didn't you say anything?" He grabbed one of the big warm fuzzy blankets they kept on the couch in case Karkat did get cold and threw it around the troll. "You never say anything, you don't have to be embarrassed, I already know you can't regulate your body heat well."Karkat gripped the blanket tight and pulled it closer to his body. "Thanks."He resu
Whispers of the WindHeh heh, you pretty much blew it.Well, actually, you guess you did a pretty good job! Everyone made it out fine, and they made a new world, and it's awesome! You're so proud of them. You just wish you could join them.Being dead sorta sucks for that.You remember watching him pick you up and carry your body away. You remember his tears, and how he held you. You drifted behind him silently, making eye contact with your friends hurt, so instead you focused on his horns. He took your body somewhere private, and you listened as he cried and screamed your name. So desperately you wanted to scream back. You wanted to wipe the tears from his fac
Worth the Kill? Chapter ThreeKarkat woke up first, there was a soft light filtering in through the blinds. He yawned and stretched, noticing John was still holding him tight. The troll smiled and pressed his head against the boy. 'Is this what having Matesprit feels like? This sense of safety?' He was really surprised that he felt so safe around John. There was something about the human boy that made him forget his fears, and feel relaxed. Something that he'd never experienced in his life. Karkat grabbed John careful to not wake him up and held on like he was going to disappear. 'He still could, everything I have disappears.' He clutched this person who he onl
Repairing the Damage Chapter TwoKarkat moved away from the door and allowed the three humans inside. "Your master?" The blond girl asked cautiously stepping inside."Yes, John Egbert," he fell back and called to you, "John are these your friends?"You had just finished putting on your clothes when you entered the room and saw them, your friends, people you have waited years to see again. "Rose? Dave? Jade?" You could tell your eyes must have lit up and a smile spread across your face, "Oh my gosh!" You ran forward and hugged them all tightly, "It's been so long! I'm so glad you're here!" You released them and smiled wide. "I've missed you all so much!""We missed you too
30 Minute Fic: JakeDirk: Airport"I can't bring my knives?""No.""What about a spear?""No.""How about-""Is it sharp, Jake?"" yeah.""Then no.""Well what about-""Can it kill someone, Jake?""Well I guess ""Goddamn it, Jake, no.""Hey these rules are pretty friggen stupid if you ask me."You leaned up on your bed, resting your chin on your hand, "Listen, I didn't make them, but you have to follow them." You looked on as your friend was packing his bag. You had no clue how he wound up on your doorstep one day. The boy didn't know either. He said one moment he was exploring the ruins around his house, and the next he was outside the apartment
Worth the Kill? Chapter Two"Um Karkat?" the troll grunted a response, "I think we should probably head down for dinner now, you do want to eat, right?" The human could see Karkat's ears perk a bit at the mention of food. He chuckled and pulled away from the troll. "Is there anything trolls can't eat, you know stuff that makes you sick?""I think no." He replied."That's good!" He tugged him along, "It'd hate to hurt you or something on accident." Karkat sat down at the table next to John and across from his father. John set a plate of food down in front of him. "Here, I sorta grabbed a bit of everything, Dad and I aren't sure what you like yet, so he made a bunc
Double Date"This is fucking stupid Egbert, why do they have to come with?"Dirk gave a shallow laugh, "I think there is a probability of twenty-five percent that this "double date" goes according to my well thought out plan""I think it'll be friggen blast! Lighten up Di you're always so taunt, like a string about to snap. Have fun, think of it as an adventure!""Yeah! Karkat, it's an adventure!" The windy boy bounced alongside his boyfriend."No, John, it's a fucking date. You know, because it's Valentine's Day, that absurd stupid human holiday where everyone gushes all over their Matesprits and spend ridiculous amounts of money on stupid trinkets.
Worth the Kill?His breath came out in ragged gasps. All his muscles burned, his lungs felt like they were on fire. But he didn't dare stop. He didn't dare look back. A shot was fired and it whizzed by his head, inches from his face. There was a pause then another shot, this time he wasn't so lucky he felt pain from the right side of his head, the same ear that was narrowly missed the first time got hit the second. His hand flew up the wound, part of him was relieved it was only a small chunk and not the whole thing. The downside, he was now bleeding his disgusting red blood. He held his hand over his ear and ran on."Great, on the one fucking day I forget
When Life or Death is Left to ChanceAlternians are ruthless; they conquer planets and enslave inhabitants. Nothing stops them, they are a wave that crashes over everything and leaves nothing but destruction, fear, and overwhelming sadness. Their empire is built on the tears and blood of the aliens they rule.Life is now luxurious for the people of Alternia. They have everything, all of their sacrifice and hard work paid off. Their territory spreads out across the vast universe. Entire galaxies are under their rule, and from these galaxies they take their prizes. Some natives they enslave, others they simply rule. Heinous games are created. Said games are different now, gamblin
Repairing the Damage Chapter FiveWhen you awoke your senses went overboard. There were so many scents, so many small sounds; you didn't know what to do or where to look. So you force your eyes shut and curled into a tighter ball. Once again you felt the sick side effects of having your submission reflex triggered. Everything was fuzzy but you knew where you were.The center.You're back at the center.The fucking center.Sounds are all around you. People are moving about, filling food containers and putting water in jugs, you can hear other trolls moving around, some whimpering, some growling even chirping in some cases. Your ears twitch and you pin them back in annoyanc
JohnKat: Fireworks"Karkat I seriously can't believe you burned yourself on a sparkler.""Hey fuck you those things are deadly." The troll grumbled as you ran cold water over his finger. "I swear it was your goddamn stupid fire making tool.""You mean the lighter? Yeah those are vicious. Watch it, it'll go for your hair next." You giggled and were rewarded with a shove. "Hey, want to go outside again? We still have more fireworks to see.""Yeah, I'm fine," he put his finger in his mouth and followed you outside.Today wasn't the fourth of July, it wasn't even the same day you first arrived on this new planet nor was it new years. But you were celebrating an
Repairing the Damage Chapter FourYou're hesitant around him now. It's morning and the sun is just peaking up over the city. After the argument yesterday and all the shouting you feel like shit. He's still curled up on his bed on the floor in your living room. Karkat's chest is rising and falling slowly as he breathes. He's your pet, and your responsibility, a small chuckle escapes your lips, you remember when your dad would tell you to take care of the fish, or the cat you had growing up. Karkat's not like a fish though; you can't just feed him and walk away. Also, you joke darkly with yourself, you can't really flush his body down the toilet if he dies.It's way too early
I love cosplaying him so much.
Also this is a super old pic of me, oh gosh. hahah.
I dunno I forget things easily and have a lot of watchers.
One is regular godtier and the other is a trickster godtier.
I know some of the people at that table. haha.